HELP!!!

i juz cant deny d fact tht i m balding...omg, wad m i gonna do? lately sum1 juz joke bout me bout my hair....thy said whn i get drown in d swimming pool, no1 can save me....coz it wud b 2 bright 2 see me....so evil rite??

actually i m nt juz sufferin frm bein bald bt being impotent s well...haiz...itz all coz of soya bean milk....2 all d guys in dis world...pls do nt ever drink soya bean milk...coz it increases female hormones whch causes impotent...i noe dis coz i m one of d main victim...lately, i haf no idea why i juz cant resist d sun...i m feelin and acting lik a girl...omg..wad shud i do...whn i see sumthng sad my tears will juz fall uncontrobly....n i haf no idea why i juz got so interested in stuff lik make-up...n d worse of all...'american pie' is disgusting 2 me...

is thr any ways 2 help me?i m willing 2 pay any amount u ask 4...s long s u can solve my problemS....

1st Runner-Up

I won 1st runner up for d debate competition...hurray...see, i m good. bt i shud haf gotten 1st lah...coz i haf d potential...n wadz so great bout best novice debater? u din even gt 2 be in d finals...haha...at least i m better thn u 4 once...juz cant stand d fact d u owez beat me...in studies, in being kiam siap n esp amount of hair (juz 2 let all of u noe...i m havin a serious baldin problem)...haha...

p.s. i deserve 2 b in 4 d inter-school debate oso...coz i m a pro debater

Sumthng bout me

Welcome 2 my blog. Let me briefly introduce myself 2 u all. I will not review my name but for those who are desperate to know who is this new handsome blogger in town...i can give you certain tips...

1. i m d heir of a super supermarket(itz a supermarket near my place..i m frm a filthy rich family ok....my nick name is richie rich...muahaha)

2. i m d hottest guy in foundation (datz wad most ppl said lah...coz a lot of girls haf crush on me. d reason why u cant find my gorgeous face in d top 10 most gorgeous male in foundation is coz i m too good to be in...haha..my face whr gt can simply post 1)

3. i m lik one of the few in my town who owns an I-phone (i got it durin my bday...my dad gave it 2 me...coz thr is ntg else 2 give...i practically haf everythng...haha...lucky me)

4. i m d 1st runner-up 4 a debate competition (cant admit d fact dat i haf d skills....haha)

thtz all 4 my intro...n welcome to Most Eligible Bachelor (note ths...i m goin 2 b d nxt kenny sia)