Regarding her post on 'My inspiration', i had 2 make some confessions. Honestly, she told a few lies (or mayb she didnt realize the truth). So, as a gentleman, i shud b responsible to clarify certain facts....
1. i was late for class (i suffered frm severe hair loss lately...besides my xiao di di nt being healthy....thus, i was putting on some hair...gluing on to be exact)
2. thr was a gust of wind whn i came in (actually....i farted...i tried 2 tahan s best s i cud...bt i still failed...fyi, d next most embarassing farting moment was whn i was in a lift full of ppl thn i farted and every1 stood 2 1 side of the lift)
3. hairs falling over her face n on the person behind her ( the glue i used sucks...china brand...thts why my fake hair all flew off....)
4. she said she was staring at me (as a matter of fact, i was as well..haha...thts why i knew. i pretended i knew how 2 do bt d truth is dat i din even noe a single letter or number i was writing bout....had 2 pretend 2 b smart 2 lift up my image)
now dat u guys noe all these dark secrets will u still admire me?...
p.s. at least i m a gentleman!!!
2 comments:
yes! ofcoz i will. Ur the most eligible bachelor for goodness sake!
lol. thnx a lot. really appreciate tht. bt i dun need u 2 do all those stuff 4 me...i mean...who r u anywayz? u r no1...so stop dreaming and get a life.
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