Confession...

i bet some of you do read bn-debater's blog...i read her blog too....n as a matter of fact, i m touched....i bet every1 wanna noe why izit so...

Regarding her post on 'My inspiration', i had 2 make some confessions. Honestly, she told a few lies (or mayb she didnt realize the truth). So, as a gentleman, i shud b responsible to clarify certain facts....

1. i was late for class (i suffered frm severe hair loss lately...besides my xiao di di nt being healthy....thus, i was putting on some hair...gluing on to be exact)

2. thr was a gust of wind whn i came in (actually....i farted...i tried 2 tahan s best s i cud...bt i still failed...fyi, d next most embarassing farting moment was whn i was in a lift full of ppl thn i farted and every1 stood 2 1 side of the lift)

3. hairs falling over her face n on the person behind her ( the glue i used sucks...china brand...thts why my fake hair all flew off....)

4. she said she was staring at me (as a matter of fact, i was as well..haha...thts why i knew. i pretended i knew how 2 do bt d truth is dat i din even noe a single letter or number i was writing bout....had 2 pretend 2 b smart 2 lift up my image)

now dat u guys noe all these dark secrets will u still admire me?...

p.s. at least i m a gentleman!!!

Bad news and Good news

2day is haf lucky n half soi day for me (i guess)....i bet evey1 is eager 2 noe wad happen....

i haf been havin dates wif chicks...lots of hot chicks ( lik the 1 shown in d pics on the previous post)....my life is omos perfect as i haf found d perfect many...muahaha(fyi, bn-debater...u dun haf chance liao)...however, the bad thng is dat my 'brother' hasnt been healthy lately (sorry...i juz couldnt help to control myself frm consuming large amount of soya bean everyday....coz i had 2 choose btw nice smooth skin or healthy 'brother'...n how m i goin 2 pikat chicks wif my type of face)...

2 cut long story short ( sorry if i m very loh so...coz datz wad i m famous 4...i loveee givin ppl the tiny details...more interesting mah...plus i bet bn-debater wud lik 2 noe more)...btw, i hasnt been replying all my chicks lately...n i guess thy were anxious thn....datz whn thy start 2 paste notes on my car....my really expensive, luxurious car (onli rich ppl lik me can own those....d rest either drive kancil or myvi only).....btw, d notes were 2 remind me nt 2 forget bout thm (how wud i possibly do so? i juz cudnt face thm nw....sorry babes, giv me summore time...let my 'xiao di di' heal frm its sickness 1st...it has been havin low blood pressure lately...will faint anytime if the blood pressure is too low).....

oh btw, d soi thng is dat....college mates frm my school saw it...n every1 surrounded my car....sum took photos....sum even record d number down to buy toto (eh guys....if u win, rmb 2 share d cash prize wif me)....d worst is dat even the police saw it....omos towed it away...soi rite...

bt ppl owez say...'we shudnt owez focus on the dark side of certain thngs....thnk positive...be optimisitic...thus d good thng bout this is tht...thr is free publicity....so i get 2 haf more chicks goin after me....haha....

p.s. whoeva is interested in checkin me out...juz wait 4 me at my car....tht shall be our meeting point frm now on....