Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Confession...

i bet some of you do read bn-debater's blog...i read her blog too....n as a matter of fact, i m touched....i bet every1 wanna noe why izit so...

Regarding her post on 'My inspiration', i had 2 make some confessions. Honestly, she told a few lies (or mayb she didnt realize the truth). So, as a gentleman, i shud b responsible to clarify certain facts....

1. i was late for class (i suffered frm severe hair loss lately...besides my xiao di di nt being healthy....thus, i was putting on some hair...gluing on to be exact)

2. thr was a gust of wind whn i came in (actually....i farted...i tried 2 tahan s best s i cud...bt i still failed...fyi, d next most embarassing farting moment was whn i was in a lift full of ppl thn i farted and every1 stood 2 1 side of the lift)






3. hairs falling over her face n on the person behind her ( the glue i used sucks...china brand...thts why my fake hair all flew off....)


4. she said she was staring at me (as a matter of fact, i was as well..haha...thts why i knew. i pretended i knew how 2 do bt d truth is dat i din even noe a single letter or number i was writing bout....had 2 pretend 2 b smart 2 lift up my image)
now dat u guys noe all these dark secrets will u still admire me?...
p.s. at least i m a gentleman!!!

Monday, 15 September 2008

Bad news and Good news

2day is haf lucky n half soi day for me (i guess)....i bet evey1 is eager 2 noe wad happen....

i haf been havin dates wif chicks...lots of hot chicks ( lik the 1 shown in d pics on the previous post)....my life is omos perfect as i haf found d perfect many...muahaha(fyi, bn-debater...u dun haf chance liao)...however, the bad thng is dat my 'brother' hasnt been healthy lately (sorry...i juz couldnt help to control myself frm consuming large amount of soya bean everyday....coz i had 2 choose btw nice smooth skin or healthy 'brother'...n how m i goin 2 pikat chicks wif my type of face)...

2 cut long story short ( sorry if i m very loh so...coz datz wad i m famous 4...i loveee givin ppl the tiny details...more interesting mah...plus i bet bn-debater wud lik 2 noe more)...btw, i hasnt been replying all my chicks lately...n i guess thy were anxious thn....datz whn thy start 2 paste notes on my car....my really expensive, luxurious car (onli rich ppl lik me can own those....d rest either drive kancil or myvi only).....btw, d notes were 2 remind me nt 2 forget bout thm (how wud i possibly do so? i juz cudnt face thm nw....sorry babes, giv me summore time...let my 'xiao di di' heal frm its sickness 1st...it has been havin low blood pressure lately...will faint anytime if the blood pressure is too low).....




oh btw, d soi thng is dat....college mates frm my school saw it...n every1 surrounded my car....sum took photos....sum even record d number down to buy toto (eh guys....if u win, rmb 2 share d cash prize wif me)....d worst is dat even the police saw it....omos towed it away...soi rite...

bt ppl owez say...'we shudnt owez focus on the dark side of certain thngs....thnk positive...be optimisitic...thus d good thng bout this is tht...thr is free publicity....so i get 2 haf more chicks goin after me....haha....

p.s. whoeva is interested in checkin me out...juz wait 4 me at my car....tht shall be our meeting point frm now on....

Sunday, 31 August 2008

ATTENTION!!!

for all female livin on dis earth...esp 'bn-debater'....i wud lik 2 share wif all of u my type of girl a.k.a. my dream girl...ths r d several criterias ( i m very picky 1):
1. exotic body


not this...

but this...



2. good look
not this...



but this...


p.s. if u noe wad is miss international queen (not miss international bt miss international queen...itz diff thng)about..thn u noe wad is my type

Saturday, 23 August 2008

Just for laugh

Mr. Z :Doctor, u muz help me.Pls doctor, u r my onli hope.
Doctor:Sure. So wadz ur problem?
Mr. Z :Lately, i haf been excreting wadeva tht i ate...if i eat cake, i excrete cake. If i were 2 eat rice, i will excrete rice. If i eat pizza, i excrete pizza.So doctor, do u noe wad 2 do 2 make me excrete shit?
Doctor:Eat shit!!

Sorry teacher

Recently, i haf been workin hard nt onli on my schools project n studies....bt oso on my hot body...haha...n coz of dat...i haf been feelin very tired in class...

d worse thng is dat durin lecture....i fell asleep n i was sitting on d first row....dun even noe whether teacher noe or nt...one of my main goal dis sem is 2 make all d lecturer like me...bt i kinda...haiz..dunno wad 2 say lah...anywyz, sorry teacher...

p.s. d most embarassin thng is dat all my frenz took my pic...

WHY??

My dream body shall look lik ths...

To achieve this, i haf been workin very hard...super hard....i go swiming omos everyday....start goin 2 gym n do everythng 2 make me look lik d guy in ths pic....
bt the problem rite nw is dat instead of getting closer 2 my dream n haf 6 pax who hate each other, thy decide 2 reunite...n my stomach is about 2 look lik ths(minus d hair lah)...


itz sad rite...i dunno wad 2 do lah...i m afraid dat 1 day whn i walk into d clinic...d nurse mite ask me 'how many months liao?'

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

1 of the most embarassing moments of my life

2day i was suppose 2 go 4 lunch wif my frenz...i wanted 2 go out n eat...bt my frenz insisted on eating in school...after much debate, i won ( FYI, i m d 1st runner-up 4 debate competition ok...wad do u expect frm me ). We decided 2 climb over d wall ( short-cut bah)...thn whn i lift my leg...my jeans torn...so big lah d hole...at least got 10cm....luckily nt much ppl see...haha

Tuesday, 19 August 2008

HELP!!!


i juz cant deny d fact tht i m balding...omg, wad m i gonna do? lately sum1 juz joke bout me bout my hair....thy said whn i get drown in d swimming pool, no1 can save me....coz it wud b 2 bright 2 see me....so evil rite??

actually i m nt juz sufferin frm bein bald bt being impotent s well...haiz...itz all coz of soya bean milk....2 all d guys in dis world...pls do nt ever drink soya bean milk...coz it increases female hormones whch causes impotent...i noe dis coz i m one of d main victim...lately, i haf no idea why i juz cant resist d sun...i m feelin and acting lik a girl...omg..wad shud i do...whn i see sumthng sad my tears will juz fall uncontrobly....n i haf no idea why i juz got so interested in stuff lik make-up...n d worse of all...'american pie' is disgusting 2 me...

is thr any ways 2 help me?i m willing 2 pay any amount u ask 4...s long s u can solve my problemS....


1st Runner-Up

I won 1st runner up for d debate competition...hurray...see, i m good. bt i shud haf gotten 1st lah...coz i haf d potential...n wadz so great bout best novice debater? u din even gt 2 be in d finals...haha...at least i m better thn u 4 once...juz cant stand d fact d u owez beat me...in studies, in being kiam siap n esp amount of hair (juz 2 let all of u noe...i m havin a serious baldin problem)...haha...

p.s. i deserve 2 b in 4 d inter-school debate oso...coz i m a pro debater

Sumthng bout me

Welcome 2 my blog. Let me briefly introduce myself 2 u all. I will not review my name but for those who are desperate to know who is this new handsome blogger in town...i can give you certain tips...

1. i m d heir of a super supermarket(itz a supermarket near my place..i m frm a filthy rich family ok....my nick name is richie rich...muahaha)

2. i m d hottest guy in foundation (datz wad most ppl said lah...coz a lot of girls haf crush on me. d reason why u cant find my gorgeous face in d top 10 most gorgeous male in foundation is coz i m too good to be in...haha..my face whr gt can simply post 1)

3. i m lik one of the few in my town who owns an I-phone (i got it durin my bday...my dad gave it 2 me...coz thr is ntg else 2 give...i practically haf everythng...haha...lucky me)

4. i m d 1st runner-up 4 a debate competition (cant admit d fact dat i haf d skills....haha)

thtz all 4 my intro...n welcome to Most Eligible Bachelor (note ths...i m goin 2 b d nxt kenny sia)