ATTENTION!!!

for all female livin on dis earth...esp 'bn-debater'....i wud lik 2 share wif all of u my type of girl a.k.a. my dream girl...ths r d several criterias ( i m very picky 1):

1. exotic body

not this...

but this...

2. good look

not this...

but this...

p.s. if u noe wad is miss international queen (not miss international bt miss international queen...itz diff thng)about..thn u noe wad is my type

Just for laugh

Mr. Z :Doctor, u muz help me.Pls doctor, u r my onli hope.
Doctor:Sure. So wadz ur problem?
Mr. Z :Lately, i haf been excreting wadeva tht i ate...if i eat cake, i excrete cake. If i were 2 eat rice, i will excrete rice. If i eat pizza, i excrete pizza.So doctor, do u noe wad 2 do 2 make me excrete shit?
Doctor:Eat shit!!

Sorry teacher

Recently, i haf been workin hard nt onli on my schools project n studies....bt oso on my hot body...haha...n coz of dat...i haf been feelin very tired in class...

d worse thng is dat durin lecture....i fell asleep n i was sitting on d first row....dun even noe whether teacher noe or nt...one of my main goal dis sem is 2 make all d lecturer like me...bt i kinda...haiz..dunno wad 2 say lah...anywyz, sorry teacher...

p.s. d most embarassin thng is dat all my frenz took my pic...

WHY??

My dream body shall look lik ths...

To achieve this, i haf been workin very hard...super hard....i go swiming omos everyday....start goin 2 gym n do everythng 2 make me look lik d guy in ths pic....

bt the problem rite nw is dat instead of getting closer 2 my dream n haf 6 pax who hate each other, thy decide 2 reunite...n my stomach is about 2 look lik ths(minus d hair lah)...

itz sad rite...i dunno wad 2 do lah...i m afraid dat 1 day whn i walk into d clinic...d nurse mite ask me 'how many months liao?'

1 of the most embarassing moments of my life

2day i was suppose 2 go 4 lunch wif my frenz...i wanted 2 go out n eat...bt my frenz insisted on eating in school...after much debate, i won ( FYI, i m d 1st runner-up 4 debate competition ok...wad do u expect frm me ). We decided 2 climb over d wall ( short-cut bah)...thn whn i lift my leg...my jeans torn...so big lah d hole...at least got 10cm....luckily nt much ppl see...haha

HELP!!!

i juz cant deny d fact tht i m balding...omg, wad m i gonna do? lately sum1 juz joke bout me bout my hair....thy said whn i get drown in d swimming pool, no1 can save me....coz it wud b 2 bright 2 see me....so evil rite??

actually i m nt juz sufferin frm bein bald bt being impotent s well...haiz...itz all coz of soya bean milk....2 all d guys in dis world...pls do nt ever drink soya bean milk...coz it increases female hormones whch causes impotent...i noe dis coz i m one of d main victim...lately, i haf no idea why i juz cant resist d sun...i m feelin and acting lik a girl...omg..wad shud i do...whn i see sumthng sad my tears will juz fall uncontrobly....n i haf no idea why i juz got so interested in stuff lik make-up...n d worse of all...'american pie' is disgusting 2 me...

is thr any ways 2 help me?i m willing 2 pay any amount u ask 4...s long s u can solve my problemS....

1st Runner-Up

I won 1st runner up for d debate competition...hurray...see, i m good. bt i shud haf gotten 1st lah...coz i haf d potential...n wadz so great bout best novice debater? u din even gt 2 be in d finals...haha...at least i m better thn u 4 once...juz cant stand d fact d u owez beat me...in studies, in being kiam siap n esp amount of hair (juz 2 let all of u noe...i m havin a serious baldin problem)...haha...

p.s. i deserve 2 b in 4 d inter-school debate oso...coz i m a pro debater

Sumthng bout me

Welcome 2 my blog. Let me briefly introduce myself 2 u all. I will not review my name but for those who are desperate to know who is this new handsome blogger in town...i can give you certain tips...

1. i m d heir of a super supermarket(itz a supermarket near my place..i m frm a filthy rich family ok....my nick name is richie rich...muahaha)

2. i m d hottest guy in foundation (datz wad most ppl said lah...coz a lot of girls haf crush on me. d reason why u cant find my gorgeous face in d top 10 most gorgeous male in foundation is coz i m too good to be in...haha..my face whr gt can simply post 1)

3. i m lik one of the few in my town who owns an I-phone (i got it durin my bday...my dad gave it 2 me...coz thr is ntg else 2 give...i practically haf everythng...haha...lucky me)

4. i m d 1st runner-up 4 a debate competition (cant admit d fact dat i haf d skills....haha)

thtz all 4 my intro...n welcome to Most Eligible Bachelor (note ths...i m goin 2 b d nxt kenny sia)